LFR'S LAUGH SHACK http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/forums/3 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:44:22 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/forums/3 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ ID ten T error ]]> http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/2898/t/ID-ten-T-error.html

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.
http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/2898 Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:44:22 GMT <![CDATA[ Blonde wins motor home ]]> http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/2897/t/Blonde-wins-motor-home.html A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's

a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.

So she peels it off and starts screaming,

feeds@yuku.com (Looking For Reality) http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/2897 Sun, 24 Aug 2008 09:42:43 GMT <![CDATA[ Blonde Cookbook ]]> http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/2896/t/Blonde-Cookbook.html

imagehttp://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/2896 Sun, 24 Aug 2008 09:42:00 GMT <![CDATA[ Funny divorce letter ]]> http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/2876/t/Funny-divorce-letter.html Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show
for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me
that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Looking For Reality) http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/2876 Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:55:16 GMT <![CDATA[ This is what happened ]]> http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/2867/t/This-is-what-happened.html Officer, this is how the fight started...

I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault.

So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver
of the car I hit gets out of his car. . and you know how you
just-get-sooo-stressed... and life... Sometimes, life seems like...um,
suddenly funny?

Well, the driver of the car I hit is a... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Looking For Reality) http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/2867 Sat, 26 Jul 2008 08:43:30 GMT <![CDATA[ Testing for avatar ]]> http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/2835/t/Testing-for-avatar.html feeds@yuku.com (Looking For Reality) http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/2835 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:00:08 GMT <![CDATA[ BROKE BACK DEER CAMP ]]> http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/2834/t/BROKE-BACK-DEER-CAMP.html BROKE BACK DEER CAMP

The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room.

No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They
decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time,
so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slep t with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning
with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, 'Man... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Looking For Reality) http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/2834 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 07:55:54 GMT <![CDATA[ Bush No Gas shortage ]]> http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/2824/t/Bush-No-Gas-shortage.html ]]> feeds@yuku.com (loner702) http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/2824 Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:18:31 GMT <![CDATA[ Where are the GRAPHICS? ]]> http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/450/t/Where-are-the-GRAPHICS-.html feeds@yuku.com (loner702) http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/450 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:28:43 GMT <![CDATA[ Yam ]]> http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/451/t/Yam.html Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out
and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots

Yam said not to worry, no Spud... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Looking For Reality) http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/451 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:54:55 GMT <![CDATA[ Just a lil ole garter snake ]]> http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/452/t/Just-a-lil-ole-garter-snake.html
Grass Snakes also known as Garter Snakes
(Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous and even
deadly. Yes, grass snakes, not Rattlesnakes.
Here's why:
A couple in Texas had a lot of potted plants.
During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a
lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible
freeze.

It turned out that a garter snake was hidden in one
of the plants and when it had warmed up, it
slithered out and the wife saw it go... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Looking For Reality) http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/452 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:34:52 GMT <![CDATA[ Tickle me Elmo ]]> http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/453/t/Tickle-me-Elmo.html the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle
it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and
she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws
open the door and begins to rant about the new
employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole
line is... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Looking For Reality) http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/453 Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:13:21 GMT <![CDATA[ Porn and Adult subject ]]> http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/454/t/Porn-and-Adult-subject.html : -->>: ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Looking For Reality) http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/454 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:42:06 GMT <![CDATA[ funny ]]> http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/455/t/funny.html
a) has kids

b) had kids

c) was a kid

d) knows a kid

e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!



DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS


I was packing for my business trip and my

three year old daughter was having a wonderful

time playing on the bed. At one point she

said,"Daddy, look at this" , and stuck out two of

her... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Looking For Reality) http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/455 Mon, 18 Feb 2008 10:08:52 GMT <![CDATA[ Deaf Wife ]]> http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/456/t/Deaf-Wife.html
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.

The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Looking For Reality) http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/456 Sun, 03 Feb 2008 13:15:55 GMT <![CDATA[ This would work for Christmas too ]]> http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/457/t/This-would-work-for-Christmas-too.html A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your
day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I
are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"
the father says.

"We're sick of each... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Looking For Reality) http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/457 Thu, 29 Nov 2007 10:22:58 GMT <![CDATA[ Blonde in Starbucks.... ]]> http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/458/t/Blonde-in-Starbucks-.html





Blonde in Starbucks....



A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's
a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.

So she peels it off and starts screaming,
"I've won a motorhome!
I' ve won a motorhome!"

The waitress says, "That's impossible.
The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?"

But the blonde keeps on sc r eaming,
"I've won a motorhome!
I've won a... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Looking For Reality) http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/458 Tue, 27 Nov 2007 15:02:23 GMT <![CDATA[ Panhandlers ]]> http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/459/t/Panhandlers.html They panhandle on different areas of town.
Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?".
Jose says, .... "Look at your sign, what does... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Looking For Reality) http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/459 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:51:46 GMT <![CDATA[ You got to see this ]]> http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/460/t/You-got-to-see-this.html Strange But True.


Actual conversations into Call Centers for Help - - -

-----------------------------------------------------------


Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through. Can you help?"
Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?"
Customer: "It's on the door of your business."
Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we are open."

... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Looking For Reality) http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/460 Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:22:01 GMT <![CDATA[ why alcohol should be served at work... ]]> http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/461/t/why-alcohol-should-be-served-at-work-.html
It's an incentive to show up.

It leads to more honest communications.

It reduces complaints about low pay.

Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

It encourages car pooling.

Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.

It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

It makes fellow... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Looking For Reality) http://rtvrefugees.yuku.com/topic/461 Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:40:27 GMT